Who do Canadians call when their car breaks down?

Triple, eh?

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"