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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he arrived late for dinner?

The cold shoulder!