What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.