What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.