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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

What do you call a happy husband?

Broke.

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

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What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the luncheon?

The cold shoulder.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.