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What do you get when an ice-cream truck breaks down on the side of the road?

A cold shoulder.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.