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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.