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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.