Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

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What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom?

Tommy Tookalook

What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

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How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.