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Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

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What did the lesbian vampire say to her girlfriend?

See you next month!

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.