Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's white and fuzzy and lives high up in the trees?

A Meringue - a - tan.

What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Dirty Joke Jokes More Dirty Joke Jokes

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is Santa always jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What do Eskimo's and Ziploc bags have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.