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Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Birthday State of Mind

Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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How do you calculate a girl's impulse?

F dt bich

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

How would Arnold Schwarzenegger describe a sousaphone?

It's not a tuba!

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

Village Jokes More Village Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.