Inuit Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Who wins the election?

America.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.