Inuit Jokes

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

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Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What's the best thing about living with alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday.

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How did the native find his sister in the woods?

Pretty good!

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What do you name a girlfriend you haven't had for a long time?

Palmela Handerson

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Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.