Dirty Joke Jokes

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Duckle Jokes More Duckle Jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Californian Jokes More Californian Jokes

Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

Why can't Californians stop at stop signs?

I don't know and this is not a laughing matter.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob