Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Bawdy wash.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
Middle school.
The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
Reddit...reddit...
Diego
Starving.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Robber ducks.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
An outlet
My go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."
Bubble and squeak!
Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!