April Sale - 20% Off

Dirty Joke Jokes

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

Love Card

Love Card

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

You might also enjoy:

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you get if you put 100 paralitycs in a hot tub?

A vegetable soup

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

Middle School Jokes More Middle School Jokes

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.

Eskimo Jokes More Eskimo Jokes

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.