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How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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What's a mole's favourite fruit?

An Avagadro.

What do you get when you cut up an avagadro?

Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper?

Good question. We're still trying to find out too.

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

How are baby androids born?

From their mother's computerus.