Dirty Joke Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)

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How about a dirty joke?

The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

What do you call it when an Eskimo makes a dirty joke?

Inuit-endo

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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Include Jokes More Include Jokes

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

What's the most environmentally friendly subreddit?

Everything there is recycled, including this post.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

Why did (do?

Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do Tempurpedic mattresses and raptors have in common?

They remember

What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember?

Affogato

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call an archer who got his arms cut off?

Deranged.

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans"

Hot Tub Jokes More Hot Tub Jokes

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.