Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)
Bawdy wash.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.
In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?
He heard the drinks were on the house.....
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Everywhere.......
He thought it was such Bolshevik.
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Hella.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens
Duty. Honor.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
