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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?

Dirty looks from the mouse!

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What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What are you supposed to be?

ME: I'm not wearing a costume

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.