How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat?

When there's a sail on it.

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

This joke...

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.