How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

Nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection