How was I supposed to know they meant c...

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Bromine with Barium?

Breaking Bad

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.