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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

Kicked out of the petting zoo...

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.