Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old