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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Adult Jokes More Adult Jokes

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Kidney Jokes More Kidney Jokes

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.

What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.