What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

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What did the kidney say to the other kidney when it failed?

Urine trouble now.

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.