What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

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What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!

What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.