What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What are children generally better at then adults?

Giving the pope an errection

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys!