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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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How can that be?

I am an adult, I have adult knees.

How will I know when I'm an adult?

And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

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What body part do adults have two of and children have four of?

Kidneys.

What do you call a 5 year old's knees?

Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks.