What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

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Why is Texas the "Lone Star" state?

It was rated out of five.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback