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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What do you rate Megan Fox out of 10?

Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.