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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

Rated movies.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter