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1 10 Jokes

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What does an American call a Canadian Dollar?

A quarter.

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

How many girls does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, you tell me.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What has 3 arms, 1 hat, 2 shirts, 1 jacket, 1 scarf, 1 gun, and 4 ears?

The Tchernobyl cowboy.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

98 Jokes More 98 Jokes

Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.