10 Tree Jokes

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Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.