Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
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A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.
When the judge threw the book at him.
Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
With a culator
It popped a wheelie.
Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
They're both staples.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
They only work 10% of the time.
A Def Leppard.