10 Tree Jokes

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Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What do you called an unemployed Jamaican?

Jah Bless

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What's the oldest trick in the book?

The first one.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

1 Baby Jokes More 1 Baby Jokes

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!