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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.