What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

Branch manager.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

When a plant is sad, what do other plants do?

Photosympathize