What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.