What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.