What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How did the florist act after getting her dream job?

Got so excited she wet her plants.

Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots