What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh