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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A gorilla with a machine gun.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant