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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

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Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

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What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)