What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

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What was Jesus' reaction to being crucified?

He was cross.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!