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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

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What do 12 year old Mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Where do noodles get their nails done?

At the spa-getti.

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

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What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified?

Holy

What does a British midget get when he is told he is going to be crucified?

He gets a little cross.