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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.