What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why do Newfies want Qubec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.