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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood