What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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What do you call it when a King gets a vasectomy?

A heir cut

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood