Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.