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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Apple Pie Jokes More Apple Pie Jokes

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie?

Puff pastry!