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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why is a praying muslim like apple pie with ice cream?

Both are in *a la mode*.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.