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What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a diameter and a radius?

A radius

What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.