What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

Why did the banker leave his job?

He lost interest

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...