What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How are you today?

Me: Tim.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts