I'm not coming into work today
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.
Because they came from afar.
Sew sew
Having all that trivial information must be a big distraction...
Wooden you like to know
It's because they heard there was no jobs there.
It was the Bain of his existence.
A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)
They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
