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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.