What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.