What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

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Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

What would they put on his coffin?

A lid!