What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

Who's there! Coffin! Coffin who?

Coffin and spluttering!

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'