What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.