What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin