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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

What's green and yellow and can't fly?

Brazilian soccer players.

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What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.