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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.

Why did the circle stop arguing with the two intersecting lines?

Because they had a point

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.