What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

Why did the square breakup with the circle?

She wasn't edgy enough!

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.