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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape?

A circle, eh.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Hamlet Jokes More Hamlet Jokes

Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

Snicker Jokes More Snicker Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read