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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

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What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Why did the man run around his bed?

Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...