What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why was the geometry teacher so dizzy?

Cause he kept going in circles...

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What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.