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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

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Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Why doesn't China have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

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What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub

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Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher?

He pondered the question "Toby, or not Toby "

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby