Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.