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Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

What do Pink Floyd &amp Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

Their last biggest hit was The Wall

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What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee?

Life's a bee-itch and then you die.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.