What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.