Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.