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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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What's a robin?

Fred: A bird that steals ma'am.

Why are birds always sad in the morning?

Their bills are over dew

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What was that?

John says: "That was an atomic bomb"

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.