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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What is the difference between christianity and national socialism?

In christianity, one guy died for all the others.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!