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Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

What has four legs and can fly?

Two Birds!

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John