Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What bird has wings but cannot fly?

Roast turkey!

John Jokes More John Jokes

How bad is it?

John: "How bad is what "

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!