Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.