What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

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What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

Pretty good

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What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.