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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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Because the Disc was cracked

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

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A paddy melt!!

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Pay for the pizza.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.