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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

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What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

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How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

What kind of a friar loves philosophy?

A deep friar.

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How long does it take a necrophiliac to screw in a light bulb?

Not long... they like to do it while it's still warm.

What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

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What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.