How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time?

Because they're easier to spot

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!