How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

How do you spot a dwarf in a drugstore?

He's the smallest one

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What does a Necrophiliac get at funerals?

Mourning Wood

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood