How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer?

Grounding

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

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What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood