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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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How do you spot Will Smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."