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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?

He's the stiff one.

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Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

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What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

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What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.