Mourning Wood
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!
With a shoe horn.
They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.
The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."
Mourning wood.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
