How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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What is a neckbeard's favorite type of wood?

M'hogany

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood