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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you know the fastest runners are all doping?

They're always rushin.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

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What did Tom Hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

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How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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What does a necrophiliac say to confess his love for someone?

You're dead to me

What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood