How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What does a Necrophiliac have when he is turned on?

Mourning Wood

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood!