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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

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How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs