How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What is made of wood and sticky?

A Stick!

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one