What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

Why do they never serve a beer at math party?

Because you can't drink and derive

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How are you feeling Grandpa?

Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.

Why are hairdressers never late for work?

Because they know all the short cuts!

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What's the most problematic time of day?

4:04

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River