What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What do frogs drink?

Hot croako!

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's a dentist's favorite time of day?

Tooth-hurty

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...