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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

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Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

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What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.