What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A drowning epileptic.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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What do you put in a box to make it lighter?

Courtney Love

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

Why don't parrot's like black people?

Because Polly wants a cracker.

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What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz