What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

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How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios?

A. Donut seeds.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz