What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz