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What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

What do you call 10 lepers in a swimming pool?

Porridge

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.