What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

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What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.