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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

Who seduces all the ladies at the swimming pool?

Don Juan de Marco Polo.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

How do you know when you're at a hillbilly wedding?

Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!