What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

Why does the swimming pool get laid every night?

Because he makes all the ladies wet.

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.