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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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Swimming Pool Jokes More Swimming Pool Jokes

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What do you call a bunch of cats sitting in a circle?

The purr-rimiter.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!