What's Blue, Orange and Lying at the Bottom of a Swimming Pool?

A baby with popped floaties.

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Who's there! Attila! Attila who?

Attila you no lies!

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

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How deep is a swimming pool?

It deep-ends.

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Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."

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A cry for Alp!

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it