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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Why do men like BMWs?

Because they can spell it.

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!

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Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.