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Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Why did Caitlyn Jenner have a differently spelled version of Caitlin?

Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.