Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why does Bob Marley like jpegs, gifs and pngs but hate svg?

Because they're raster graphic images.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) -

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What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?