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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?

He wanted to mount an exhibit!

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?