What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What did one pencil say to the other?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?