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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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I drew drew

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Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

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Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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It was a cup draw!

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?