What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

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What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.