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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

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Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?