What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet