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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily