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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.