What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare