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What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go to the vets?

He was pawly. I'm sorry.

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

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Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth