What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2