What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

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What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

What do you call it when Superman craps his pants?

Undy-terd.