What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from Superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What do you call the smallest Superman in the world?

Quark Kent.