What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What was Superman's first job?

A Clark.

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2