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What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

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What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters?

Noe(L)...no "L"

How many letters are in the alphabet during the Christmas Season?

Only 25...because there's Noel.

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Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana?

Because he was in a wheelchair.

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)