How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!