How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!