How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

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What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?

Winnie the Pooh!

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!