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How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

Phew Jokes More Phew Jokes

What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?

Deja phew!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!