What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"