What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know