How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.