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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.