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How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

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What do you call it when a deer knows karate?

Tae-fawn-doe

How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Why do the Marines call it Parris island?

Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.