How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the bee say to his wife?

No on knows. It's a Mister Bee.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.