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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who is missing an egg?

There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?

I haven't seen you for a year!

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!