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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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What is the most military day of the year?

March 4th.

What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

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What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.