What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.