What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall.