What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

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What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

Why were there no feminists in Communist China?

Because everyone had equal rice.

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What do you call a party with 100 midgets?

A little get together.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette