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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.