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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Dancer Jokes More Dancer Jokes

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.