Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.