Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

What do you do when you stub your toe?

Call a toe truck.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers