Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why did the farmer get nominated for an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony Because he was out standing in his field.

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb?

5,6,7,8.

How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8