Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

Where do dancers put their empty sodas?

In the can-can can can.