Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.