Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

What's another term for a prodigal farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

What's the difference between a cow, and 9/11?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years.