Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?

Cows-mopolitan!

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.