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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

What makes the scarecrow so good at his job?

He's outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated