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Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

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Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

What do you call a green cow in a field?

Invisibull.

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What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.