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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke?

He walks into a bra.