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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

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Why did Katie Holmes divorce Tom Cruise?

She heard he was in a few good men.

Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible