Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.