Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What do you call a electric Volkswagen?

A **Volts**wagon

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen?

Emission Impossible

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise