What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

Why did a man's pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

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How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!