He was well arrested!
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
Sorry, you can't!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
He has a flashing light.
Because they're always looking for drains.
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
I don't have 2020 vision.
A condescending con descending.
Because all they do is look down at people.
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
A smoothbore.
Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!
Because the hamburger is in the ground state.
Professional courtesy.
A lawyer.
A 'fan'atic.
An algae bra.
