He was well arrested!
It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.
At the coroner store.
He was going through a midlife ISIS
Frodo-genic
Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*
Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
A nun falling down the stairs
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A condescending con descending.
Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.
Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"
Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
They know resistance is a waste of energy.
The energy bill...