Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

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What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.