Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

What did the French baker ghost said?

BOO! Langerieeee!