Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!