Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique