Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

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What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!