Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What is green and sits crying in the corner?

The incredible Sulk.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

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Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!