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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.