Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.