Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.