Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do babies cry when they're born?

Because it's the most painful day in their lives

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.