Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

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Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.