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Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What's an Apple Scottish self-aware computer called?

I, Mac.

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What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why did the hipster's mouth hurt?

Because he ate pizza before it was cool.