Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.