What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

Why would a dentist make a good airport security guard?

They both enjoy a good cavity search!

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What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.