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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why did the pharoah go to the dentist?

Because Egypt his tooth.

When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

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Where does a mathematician go when he gets hurt?

L'Hospital.

What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the artist throw his eraser away?

Because it wasn't

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.