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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call a artist with a rash?

Leonardo Da Itchy

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.