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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

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When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

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How did the artist paint a picture?

Easel-y.

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.