What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What's the perfect time to go to the dentist?

Two thirty.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.