What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What's a dentists favourite time?

2:30

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.