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What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Who's the artist you find in the supermarket?

Salvador Deli

Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

Matisse Jokes More Matisse Jokes

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!