An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.
Leonardo Da Itchy
Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"
Because it wasn't
For shortening!
Matisse hurt!
2B or not 2B?
He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.
Salvador Deli
Sketchy
A park bench can support a family of four.
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
They have too many ft. *edit for spelling
Because he was sketchy.
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
They keep drawing!
Easel-y.
Too many strokes.
Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.
They're all Renaissance Italian artists.
You can't make your van gogh.
Carpool tunnels
Bruised Lee
They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.
Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"
Instragram!
Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.
Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.
Rash*
Because he was always coming in a little behind.
I came early.
