Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".