Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!