April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Previous Random Joke Next
Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!