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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

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What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What is Shakespeare's favourite snack?

Hamlet du fromage

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.