Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What's the difference between Batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah